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I've worked at small, medium, and large orgs. Lately I've been doing alot of ASP.NET using C#, and want to use more jQuery. I know obscure keyboard shortcuts. I used to be in a rock band, dabble in photography, and enjoy some TF2 action. Slow interwebs drive me crazy. I'm interested and certified in information systems security. Sysadmin topics interest me. I'm a Christian. You don't want me to be the Rock Band® drummer. I find xkcd amusing. I laugh at the Jim Gaffigan Hot Pocket routine. My wife and I enjoy The Office. I frequent Lifehacker. View my web resume.